Me: I just had a mom come in inquiring about voice lessons and asked me if you could email her your credentials/background...
she gave me her name, number & email address
Summer: Aw. I guess I need credentials.
Me: I know, right?
Summer: Let's work on them! "Ms. Berman hails from Kick Ass University with a M.A.T.A. (masters of all things awesome) in Kickassery. She went on to wrestle tigers while improving their vocal range and tone."
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BEST!
I had a moment with a cute guy at albertsons a few minutes ago and then he freakin disappeared. :( it was really funny, because we crossed paths and then I looked back at him and he dropped a cheese wheel and it was rolling away from him and he was looking around hoping no one saw it happen. he quickly looked at me, threw his hands up and said something like “it wasn’t me”...
In an attempt to not clog up everyone's timeline...
So, thank you so very much to: @baileybuck @iamgiannamarie @DailyAnthemGrl @stephhh1124 @tarattack @KaileyCost @babylove2005 @LoveForeverKay @sethbrewton @kjthebirdman @NinasFeet @rfashionista @TJMundell @Emiliyeah @jennyh1012 @nikityler @LauraTheRedhead @ellolove67 @Rekdal @xxmarley @mwkok @vickysaporta @jennibelly @davalancheluv @DCGirlKayla @dctat2grl @bleedingxsoul @tewer...
if I had stayed in my seat like I was going to, I would have at least got a handshake/hug/hi/how are ya. but no, I just watched the man of my dreams walk away and disappear into the distance. …crap. hahaha.
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they...– Jason Segel as Peter Bretter in Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Mister Sun Oh Mister Sun, Sun, Mister Golden Sun, Please shine down on me Oh...– all of this was in a text from Tristan. lol
Why did Jesus fold the napkin?
Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His Resurrection? The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the graveclothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkinwas neatly folded, and was placed at the head of that stony coffin. Is that important? You’d better believe it is! Is that...
Hello, you beautiful Texan people. I know is on the outskirts, but for the rest...– Rob Thomas, Cradlesong Tour 2009 live in Grand Prairie, TX
You’re amazing. I hope you know that. awwww, thank you so very much! I really appreciate that. you are amazing as well! I love you! I don’t know how this thing works, but please feel free to ask me questions!
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check out what I’m jamming to with: Last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/introducingkira Pandora: http://www.pandora.com/people/kiramerritt# YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/introducingkira I also have a Rhapsody account, but I don’t know if you can friend people on it or not. it’s been giving me some trouble. haha. my sn for that is: Pilldoc80 it’s technically my...